Are you Cybertronian?

These list thingies are so funny and sometimes even true. Since nothing like these exist for Cybertronian kids, I made up one based on the “Are you Asian?” one. Some of these aren’t true for me, but I know for sure that they can be true for other Transformer kids around here ;) Heh.

1. Your mother didn’t carry you in her womb in 60% of cases, or she’s in reality a he
2. Your dad is either a soldier, a scientist, a space explorer or a leader
3. Your parents tried to persuade you to attend Cybertronian Academy and to get into a scientific or military career
4. You think the alt mode your parents chose for you totally suits your personality
5. And if you’re the rare case that didn’t like it, you changed it upon turning 18
6. At sometime in your life you’ve felt too huge for your environment
7. And because of that, you upgraded yourself for a MicroForm mode
8. You have a reserve of Energon mini-cubes in your wardrobe
9. You always hear how great and honourable and valorous your ancestors were
10. You know the most salient facts of Cybertronian History by memory
11. Your parents say, “Be proud of your heritage”
12. You scare the life out of many humans when you transform in alt-mode (or just transform anyways)
13. You’ve had a crush on a Earthen vehicle at least once in your life
14. Overall, you think planet Earth is a way too dusty place
15. And indeed you prefer the smooth metal surfaces of your beloved Cybertron
16. You think human beings are weird because they can’t transform into anything
17. But you also think they are pretty fascinating
18. At least one of your best friends in life is human
19. Your optics are either red or blue.
20. You’re one of those exceptions who has yellow or green optics.
21. You like to say “Pza!” at least once a day
22. In absence of Energon juice, you think a sip of petrol a treat
23. You think any event in life is an occasion to learn more and store more stuff in your memory disk
24. Everyone expects you being excellent in Maths because you’re a robot
25. You have a chance to live up to 1 million years (or more)
26. You’re a Maximal/Predacon and your chance to live is up to 500 years
27. Energon and petrol may be your base fuel, but you enjoy food so much more!
28. You tend to be a hell of a perfectionist
29. You look a lot younger than you really are
30. You love movies (especially ones with robots)